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Shaddam IV Announces New Uniform Design For Sardaukar Terra Troops

Taking a cue from recently discovered documents, Emperor Shaddam IV today announced a new look for the universally feared Sardaukar warriors.

According to the Tips for Evil Overlords, legions of terror must be attired correctly. While the Good emperor is not evil, he described the recently unearthed documents as advice worthy of a Mentat.

The documents were found on a thinking machine dubbed The Landsraad. There are also unconfirmed reports that the emperors current mentat is now on Tupile.

"My legions of terror will no longer be dressed all in black," the Glorious Emperor proclaimed from his illustrious seat of power."All black is reminiscent of the Dark Lord of the Sith from ancient legend. He was eventually destroyed and I want my soldiers to have a positive mind set."

Emperor Shaddam declined to discuss the exact design of the new uniform, except to say that the new uniforms were designed by universally celebrated fashion designer, Sapho St. Laurent.

 

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St. Laurent is noted for designing stillsuits in colorful floral and paisley patterns. St. Laurent is also noted for never adding face-concealing helmets on any uniform designs.

"This new design is simply to throw my enemies into a shock, thus facilitating the Imperial victory," said an unidentified member of House Corrino.

Rumors of the disappearance of a member of the royal house for breach of security protocols are unconfirmed at this time. However, that disappearance is completely unrelated to his comments to this news service, according to His Ultimate Majesty, Emperor Shaddam IV.

Contacted on Caladan, Duke Leto Atreidies said "the announcement is an interesting turn of events."

"The first step in avoiding a trap is knowing of its existence," the royal yo-yo said.

This is the official voice of the Imperium. The Sublime Padishah Emperor has spoken. 

 

 

Article Transcribed By Princess Irulan Corrino
Princess Irulan Only Uses LITTLE MAKER brand shigawire pens.